20091014

DiveDiaries#1


Heya, just had an awesome trip to Manado with the usual bunch plus our trip organizer Nazir aka Pakmat. Although this is tagged as the first entry, its actually not my first dive. I will try to chronicle the dives from day one in future posts. Now back to the trip. Where do i start?
It was the 3rd day of Eid 2009 and we were all at the LCCT waiting to board the plane to Manado, Sulawesi. The tale of the now "infamous" Beg London is now almost basi, so its good timing for my account of the trip (enough of Adrie bashing, Alie and Luts!!!)

We arrived at Manado at 2045 and went straight to Hotel Celebes. I wouldn't recommend this Hotel to anyone for hygiene reasons. We headed to Bunaken Island in the morning and got there around 11ish. To late for the morning dive and too early for the "sore" dive.




Upon arrival we were greeted by nice Indonesians who brought us up to our "home" for the next 2 nights. It was majestic. More pics will be put up on my Facebook. Awesome bathroom too (more of that later). At around 1600, the German dude told us to go suit up. Off to the diveshop we went. It was a very hot day and all of us cannot take the heat so we quickly went into the murky Bunaken beach. I've never felt so geli in my entire life and was promptly reminded the monsoon drain kat Cheras...(when I was doing the MLA course way back in err 1993) after a pasar malam session. We waited for the dive guide for god knows how long only to find out that he wasn't gonna join us. Instead, some Indonesian SPG took us out to the divesite. And boy was she lousy, she was more interested to find some spot to make out with her Italian husband by the looks of it. As it was our check dive, where all sorts of problems came our way (refer Alicia's note), we were very well pissed with that incompetent woman. Nasib baik Pak Mat ada. I dropped my weight pouch...so descending was a MAJOR problem with half of my weights gone.
I saw nothing during that dive, save for a turtle. Visibility was about 5 meters at best as it was getting dark real quick. Conditions could have been worse as there were some currents. I was a bit nauseous but didn't puke, so thats the second consecutive dive trip which was vomit free!!! I am so proud of me...hehehe!

We had nice food that night, but the sight of khinzir-khinzir berkeliaran was a bit of a turn off to say the least. The girl reconfirmed with us of our meal preferences, Mas nggak mahu babi ya?
And of course we duly reaffirmed that we would like out meals to be "babi free"

Then it was back to the our "house" as we retired for the night.



Which brings us nicely to the story of our bathroom. It was a superbly designed bathroom with an ultra relaxing balinese theme. When i went there in the afternoon, and to officiate the "throne", my whole head felt like it was burning and i looked up to see that the ceiling was actually made out of plexiglass, a see through plastic+some compound made material. Awesome.. but it was too hot for my liking so i quickly sorted myself. Later at 3 a.m I felt like peeing and went to the toilet again. It was windy with the damned dogs barking. Everyone was asleep after watching Robert De Niro's Taxi Driver.. as I was peeing, I remembered that the ceiling was a see through and that thought triggered a flurry of "koleksi cerita hantu asrama" in my head..so again i had to accelerate the process of easing myself only this time..sebab takut...hehehehe, I told the rest of my ordeal that morning, and everyone went to the toilet early the following night.



Back to diving. The German dude, somehow I can't remember his name; decided to join us. He seems more of a dive guide compared to the SPG as he gave us the briefing properly as all divemasters would. I actually enjoyed the dive, with my most expensive "baju raya" ever!!! hehehehe (not so nicely pictured here). Not many sea creatures here in Bunaken, that much I can tell. Visibility in the morning was very good. The walls of corals in Bunaken was beautiful but cannot better those in Mataking. Or Tioman.
Me and the rest had a whale of a time drifting with the strong currents here in Bunaken. I was separated from the dive group for the last part of the noon dive that day. Not panicking, chewah.. ahahaha.. i went to about 5 meters for my safety stop, ( which was not actually stationary since there was a MAD current going on!) ; and eventually when I surfaced I was at least 2 kilometers away from the boat! I saw the Italian couple from my same group and waved to them as they were dragged by the current as well and shouted wheres our boat? And the genius that the man was replied : "THE -BOAT IS IN MANA-DOH..."in carbonara flavored english. Idiot! Buat lawak pulak..anyways there was another boat from another dive operator which promptly signaled for the PANORAMA operators to come and fetch me. I had fun drifting with the currents though. It feels like you are on a carousel. Nice.

Other than that it was just the nudibranches, few turtles some frog fish and etc..nothing new.

I didnt join The Wife and Alie for the third dive, opting to chill with the boys at the house; which happened to be a bad idea as the electricity supply was cut off. Damn.

God I am getting sleepy now. Must be the effects of writing up my mid year review at the office tadi..guess I will continue next time for the "Lembeh Straits" dive, which promises more relevant dive accounts rather than stories of yours truly going to the loo. Ciao.

20090805

Its almost midnight

Its August now. Time flies real quick. In January 2008, I set some new resolutions and targets which I wanted to achieve. One and a half year later, alhamdulillah, i got most of the things that I wanted. Of the list of things I made and wanted only one managed to stay illusive. Yeah, I got G.A.S again people! Theres the Martin acoustic that I really want, the ESP Eclipse custom which has now risen by another RM 1k, and the Marshall Haze 40W combo. But I really can't justify buying all this gear nowadays. Not especially after getting a whole set of spanking brand new scuba gear. Theres also the electric piano which would be awesome for the two little men and The Wife in the household but I would really have the makers of the toughbook to make one for them two destructive little men. Alas, theres always a bunch of stuff that we want or desire. Its what keeps me focused and alive...and to a certain extent, mad for it! Having said that, I really can't wait for the Manado trip, and the Mr Big concert in "New Water" land...and maybe...just maybe (with a faint glint at the corner of my eye..) something for the musician in me. (Cue "Wishful Thinking" by Petrucci). Just a thought that I will definitely hold on to.

20090714

Running watch

Ran for the first time since the KL marathon yesterday. 5kms in 34 minutes. :)

20090629

the long road to a size 33" waist

Pardon for the influence of the Foo Fighters song in the title :P
It was slightly after dinner a few moons back in March, that we, and by that I mean (Alicia& THE WIFE) decided to RUN the KL International marathon. I was reading the papers while both of the ladies were talking what seemed to be jibberish to my ears at that particular moment as I was ogling some hot chick in the Star newspaper. Then, and I quote THE WIFE, " b, you wanna join alie in the marathon?" asked THE WIFE (it was a leading question this, I swear!) And me, being overweight and being me said okay :)

That was how I got myself standing at yesterdays starting line at 0645 in front of Dataran Merdeka and two blocks away from my office.

THE RACE

The scene was beautiful.. THE WIFE looked hot and so did a few thousand other girls..hehe..LOL
That I actually joined the race was a very good decision. Cue Alexi Laiho and Childern of Bodom's Angels Don't Kill and the race started. I followed THE WIFE as she was my runnning partner for the first kilometer, then my catalyst song came after a few so so tracks, it was Bat Country by Avenged 7x and that really got me going, I zoomed past what it felt like a couple hundred people just after the roundabout in front to the old "bas stand klang", then as i got onto the roas depan the National museum, I pulled a muscle below my left shoulder blade, sakit woooo!!! Then cannot tahan oredi liao... I stopped running at the 3 km point.. arrr sudoh dohla... theres like another 7 km to go and initial target was to have this run done under an hour! I was walking for a good 3-4 minutes before the pain went away. By this point I was already on Mahameru and about to climb the hill just before the road that led to the JKR office. Then, a humongous pear shaped human like creature, almost twice my size zoomed pass me, damned mat saleh got so much power.. cannot like this.. very PAISEH la wei...so I zoom zoom ala John Travolta's B0LT and potong that kwai lo kau kau...then got anohter mat saleh looking real fit and fast so I used him as my marker.
On the climb behind the TUGU negara.. I was running on empty..so I slow down and jalan makan angin and checking out the competition. A quick look at the watch indicated that it was already 40 mins and I was only about half the distance. Shit. No way I am gonna finish 5km in less than 20 mins.
Both me and THE WIFE never bothered to actually learn the race route. So I thought I was on the home strectch while on the road after JKR and towards Bank Negara..joy joy happy happy..masa ni aku pecut...lari macam Usain Bolt..but a chunkier version la..then as I approached Jln Raja Laut suddenly all the runners TURNED towards the direction of Pertama Complex! KNN!! TNS!!!
Aih..so I dragged my sorry arse to move along then...time's running out, and out of the blue..the same humongous pear shaped human like creature was closing in on me.. double paiseh..cannot tahan wooo ( i imagined myself tied to a chair, being laughed at by this creature, who looked absolutely foul btw) so i upped a gear and i managed to last at that speed until Jln Sultan Ismail, where thankfully there was some refreshement...I felt just like the warrior dude in the mummy, right after kicking the ass of the scorpion king....soooo thirsty....hehehe so i helped myself to two cups of liquid goodness...

Then... I was on the home stretch. A7x "seize the day" was the song on then...so I seized my chance to finish the race in an hour plus...and got the medal and now waiting for the nice people to email my my certificate!

P/s: THE WIFE completed the whole thing between 5-10 minutes earlier. As I was about to pass out, she came..like a knight ermm like a princess with a couple of bananas and a cup of 100 plus... to my rescue. Awwwwww isnt that schweeeett...she is the best la this woman!!!

So that was it... the beginning of my new conquest : the long road to a size 33" waist!

Wish me luck peeps!

20081125

My BOSET experience part 1

  • BOSET stands for Basic Offshore Safety and Emergency Training
  • It also includes HUET which stands for Helicopter Underwater Escape Training
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  • I needed the certification for the two items because, its a requirement for me to do my work. Without it i might be kicked out of the platform..hehe the more reason i need the training...Also the reaction from the roughnecks on the platforms/barges to my assesment of their metering systems might also prompt them to try and attempt to feed me to the sharks...erm although there might not be any of the carnivourous type in this region :)
  • For the BOSET, I was required to do the basic exercises like
1)water treading, which isnt much of a problem in a pool
2)rescue swimming. Was quite troublesome because the dude i was saving was about
1.5 times my size.
This was quite interesting although it was quite leceh,
I found out that it isactually easier to save one by hooking your feet onto the victim's armpit while u are on your back. Its easier because you can manouvre with your arms.
Unless of course
theres a fire caused by oil spill and one would have to swim like 4 km to not be burned!
3)If the plane that you board crash... then its best for you and other survivors link up your arms and form a circle. You will all then lie back and have your feet point towards each other. This is called the huddle position. Then if you and your fellow survivors have energy, you may want to extend your legs and make the radius of your huddle position vary so that the rescue squad have a better chance of noticing when hovering above. They dont tell you these things when you board a plane :P
4)If you are trapped in a circle of fire on the sea surface, then try your best to swim under it! If you cant... make sure your arms surface first and try to create lotsa splash... just in case theres fire...
5) A life raft will normally deploy itself unless you are terribly unlucky. If it is capsized, get to rope on its side and get onto the back of the raft. You will see a piece of rope there. Pull it hard until the raft is the right side up :)
This, requires superhuman strength..just kidding!
6) Some basic stuff will be in the raft for you survival. Humans only need 5ml of water per day to sustain them for a week. So dont be tamak and finish the survival packs in one gulp...if its exceeds a week then we'll have hallucinations that those around us are acutally a piece of kebab with some houmous or just a plain peice of steak that Alex the lion saw in Madagascar..heheh
7) Once in the raft... just pray hard :) Or you can also look out for some pirates in the vicinity and, smile and wave.....

  • I'm a bit sleepy now.. so I'll continue with the rebreather and HUET stories soonish :)

20081104

its been a while...

yo peeps! yes, I am referring to the you. yes probably the only person who comes by this site :)
Its been a while since the last post moaning about the concert being "cancelled"! Well it wasn't cancelled et al. I really enjoyed the concert very much. During the course of the last two months, quite a bit has happened.

1.The world economy is in shambles and as usual, our local press dengan selambenya deny everything.
2.Surprise!!! Razak Baginda got aquitted of all charges, woo hooo... dengan nada perli yg teramat sangat! Its interesting which bugger is going to be charged. Maybe some monkey who happened to be eating some banana nearby the area poor Mongol chick got blown to bits wif the C4. I hope they have enough bananas in jail..hahhaha.
3.Some good news, Everton have started winning again! But the playing is still quite shambolic though there were some traces of fluid footie in the past 3 games!
4. Funny how if you're the children of prominent past politicians', you'll be the front runner to run the country in the future no matter how absurd and wierd your lifestyle is. That, is still quite "at large" in Malaysia. Gone are the days where people really believed, and behaved and acted patriotically for the cause of the Motherland. Heehehe I'm so glad my uncle Breheng Ali takde anak lelaki or else there sure will be havoc in the household! So if this trend doesn't change, we'll have little Mahathirs/Dolahs/Razaks/Rahmans.... wow...sooooo cute lah... and the other odd 20 million people takde pon yg deserving.
5.Oh yeah.. I was nearly bombed in Bangkok the week after Eid. I better stop bitching about how the country is being run, bacause Malaysia mana ada riot :)
6.Fuel prices has gone down again. I would have preferred it to be maintained at RM 2.70 though because

a) it will encourage people to use public transport
b) which in turn, will improve the quality of the public transport
c) the weak global economy WILL affect Malaysia. And when the gomen have no money, they will "rompak" Petronas. This will affect the company's growth in these turbulent times...oh and have some kind of effect on my bonus too.

7.Er...oh yeah.. thanks to Kudo for "Death Magnetic". Its bloody awesome.
8. AC DC came out with black ice, their latest offering of 3 chord "full on debauchery" brand of rock and roll
9. I can't stand the jonas bros.. or was it the gayness bros...pretty much the same la tu
10. Can't wait to get onstage @ Lepaq Cafe be it with or without Daus And Radzlan..hehehe
11. Ooh. In addition to the ESP Eclipse, there's now the Martin J41 Marquis on the ever growing list of stuff that I want, and have no clue whatsoever as when or will i ever get!
12. My boys are growing up to fast. And they kick ass!

which reminds me, I better go and pick them up now....

For the next post, I am going to share my adventures with BOSET. Some offshore thing, that might be of interest to you. Yeah, you two old farts that still bother to drop by this site! :P

20080821

Hey hey you you and the poyo officials

Taken from todays The Star :-

Thursday August 21, 2008
Avril concert organisers to appeal against cancellation
KUALA LUMPUR: Last ditch efforts are being made to stage the Avril Lavigne concert at Stadium Merdeka on Aug 29.
The organisers are expected to meet officials of the Unity, Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry today.
“We are optimistic that the ministry officials will listen to our appeals as there is support for the concert,” a spokesman said.
It is understood that no official notice has been sent to the organisers, Galaxy Productions, on the status of the concert despite media reports that it has been called off.
Minister Datuk Shafie Apdal said the application to hold the concert was rejected as they did not want it to coincide with the Merdeka period and the tahlil religious programme on Aug 29.
“We don’t want the day to be filled with such pop and rock culture. We should be instilling a good culture in the young but here we are allowing other parties to organise things,” he said after launching the book IDeAS for enhancing Integrity yesterday.


Concert cancelled, reason given is because 1) Merdeka period 2) Disrupt tahlil program

Merdeka is on August 31st. The concert is on Aug 29th. Its a Friday. Merdeka is on Sunday.
As far as I can recall, the days before Merdeka mana ada apa apa pun. At the most, the traffic is gonna be real bad due to preparation and rehearsal for the celebrations. Why not divert the crowd to stadium merdeka where the show is going to be until 11 and ease the traffic. The youth are just going to enjoy or do whatever they want regardless of whether there will or will not be any concerts to go to. At least at a concert they are more likely to behave. Why not let everybody be in festive mood to celebrate the Merdeka? I've always advocated being in a happy mood to celebrate festivals such as Merdeka, Ramadhan, Hari Raya etc.
Its bad enough that Hari Raya songs are sooo bloody melancholic such that it promotes being sombre during Eid...

Disrupt tahlil program. This is just mad. Normally its best that you perform tahlil on a Thursday night. Because it is malam Jumaat after all. But nooo...of the 52 weeks in a year, they just had to perform a tahlil on a Friday night. (sapa yg nak buat ni pun?) If I were to organize a tahlil, I would do it on the eve of Friday night, (more brownie points)...but I reckon the pak lawak who decided to cancel the Avril show is just too horny to perform tahlil on Thursday nights since it is very good to have spellbounding mind boggling shag that night as its sunat to do so... so all preparations kena perfect as not too disrupt his amourous intentions. Oi incik, I am married too, I don't bloody wait for Thurdays to get it on....huarrghhh...

Why not go do spot checks on the hotels in Klang Valley? Theres many more interesting stuff to be found out there rather than cancelling a concert. Or just sort the Altantuya murder case first lah... ini tak, tukar topic aje memanjang...haihz!

Now, I'm seriously up for a memorable Merdeka!...not.